Shelby has puffier cheeks after waking up from oral surgery, but that’s about it. Still high on anesthesia, she’s confused and then completely devastated to find she’s not waking from breast augmentation surgery. Instead of two new, bigger breasts, she’s merely missing one wisdom tooth.

“I thought I’d wake up with bigger boobs!” Shelby cries to her mom, who can’t help but laugh. Which makes Shelby cry more.